you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
