why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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