on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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