Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Are we still banned from the library?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
