You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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