You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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