we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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