Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i think my cat just said my name.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
