I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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