Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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