a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person