talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?