I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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