we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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