Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?