I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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