yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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