your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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