I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He kissed a someone with a penis
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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