belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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