At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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