If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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