I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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