But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWWâ€
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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