You made me cry and you don't even care
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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