she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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