1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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