but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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