Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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