Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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