Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
either way he was missing a nipple.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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