Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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