glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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