why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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