Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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