And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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