hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
