Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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