What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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