That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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