Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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