you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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