forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think my moral compass just broke
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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