Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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