Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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