im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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