My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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