Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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