I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Drunk is not a location!
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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