I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape