Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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