Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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