Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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