Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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