GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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